Kidlet Kwotes

6/22/2013

Henry, while eating a dinosaur-shaped chicken nugget: This dinosaur is almost exstinky!

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6/13/2012

Having a conversation with Audrey about what animals sit and what animals don't...

Me: Whales don't sit.
Audrey: Yeah, that's because they have slippers.
Me:.... Flippers...
Audrey: Oh, yeah! Hahah!

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5/1/2012
Audrey: Where are all those clouds coming from?
Henry: Uhhhhh..... the Sun.

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4/2012
Henry: I like President Uchtdorf.
Mom: Yeah? (incredulously thinking, "Does he really know who President Uchtdorf is?")
Henry: Yeah. He has a funny name.

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11/22/2011
So, maybe this is TMI, but I'm going to put it out there anyway.. because I roll like that.
Audrey as she was saying goodbye to her Dad this morning: I farted with my hooha.
(Yeah, I don't know what she meant by that either.)
Ben and I looked at each other and did our best to not start laughing.
By the time he got to his car, I was laughing hysterically.
Audrey: Are you crying, Mom?
Me: Sortof
Audrey: Why are you doing that?
Me: I can't help it.
Audrey: Are you crying because you think Daddy is ugly?
Ahahaha!!!!

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9/1/2011
Me: Men are stupid.
Hub: Women are crazy.
Me: It works out, I guess. You'd have to be crazy to marry a stupid person...
Hub: And you'd have to be stupid to marry a crazy person...
Hahahah!

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11/10/2010
While reading an article this morning about Elizabeth Smart testifying, Audrey saw this picture of her.

A: Mom, is that an Angel?
Me: (doing my best to not cry) No, she's not an Angel, though she might as well be. She's a very brave young woman.

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